More from the Archives--Spen2 and his Thug Life Friends

Presidents Day, 2013

 

okay its been a while...here's your funny boy story for the week...

 

I don't often get a chance to reciprocate the kindness of the Stay At Homes from the fancy private school who are always inviting Spen2 to come and hang out with their kids at their homes.  When Spen2 gets a day off, I will often take it with him.   On this particular day I invited 2 of his basketball teammates from the fancy private school for Lunch (Sushi--since I'm paying) and Bowling.  

I am in the car with Spen2 and his boyz (let's just say it was a DIVERSE setting) headed downtown for sushi... I hear them talking amongst themselves about the one kid getting "jumped".  I have always been confused about what that means.  My guess is it means 2 things  #1 there was a fight... #2 you lost. So I query...

 

"what do you mean you got jumped?" --see this kid lives in East Walnut Hills... how do you get jumped in East Walnut Hills? Wait for it...its coming...

 

His response "Well I was riding bikes with my brother and these kids got off the bus" --BOOM, the bus, there it is.  Gotta be those Withrow kids!

 

"and they were kicking my brother" ---wow, kicking, that's a BEAT DOWN--

 

"and some of those girls "---

 

 SCREECH...

 

 and then I hear it from Spen2 and his other buddy... LOUD and in tandem with incredulity

 

"G-I-R-L-S?????!!!"

 

I'm sorry, I know I am terrible, but I laughed uncontrollably. Now here's the very funniest part of it all...after they said "GIRLS???!!" in sync, neither of those boys said another word... with the diplomacy of future presidents, they just turned and looked out of the window as if it hadn't been said...

 

THAT was even funnier.